You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm
fantastic in bed".

          -- That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of
friends and see a gorgeous girl. One
of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says, "He's fantastic
in bed".

          -- That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and
say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed".
           -- That's Telemarketing

 

You're at a party and see a gorgeous
girl. You get up and straighten your
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a
drink. You open the door for her, pick
up her bag after she drops it, offer
her a ride, and then say, "By the way,
I'm fantastic in bed".

            -- That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous
girl. She walks up to you and says, "I
hear you're fantastic in bed".

            -- That's Brand Recognition